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 Something to think about................DID I READ THAT SIGN CORRECTLY ??? (see below)…

  • In a Laundromat:  AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.
  • In a London department store:  BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS...
  • In an office:  WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.
  • In an office:  AFTER TEA BREAK, STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.
  • Outside a second-hand shop:  WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
  • Notice in health food shop window:  CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.
  • Spotted in a safari park:  ELEPHANTS, PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.
  • Seen during a conference:  FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.
  • Notice in a farmer's field:  THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. 
  • Message on a leaflet:  IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.
  • On a repair shop door:  WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.)
  • Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? 
  • Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife And Daughter
  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says - Really? Ya' think?
  • Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers – Now that's taking things a bit far!
  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes OverWhat a guy! 
  • Miners Refuse to Work after Death - No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant. See if that works better than a fair trial!
  • War Dims Hope for Peace.  I can see where it might have that effect!
  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile.  Ya' think?! 
  • Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures.  Who would have thought! 
  • Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide.  They may be on to something! 
  • Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges.  You mean there's something stronger than duct tape? 
  • Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge.  He probably IS the battery charge! 
  • New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group.  Weren't they fat enough?!
  • Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft.  That's what he gets for eating those beans! 
  • Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half.  Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
  • Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors.  Boy, are they tall!
  • And the winner is...Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead.  Did
    I read that right?
     

HOW TO TELL YOU ARE AN ADULT:

*You gain 30 pounds overnight

*You'd rather sleep than go out

*Everything hurts

*Comfort before style

*You have a favorite spatula

*College students look like 12 year olds


Enjoy the "Paraprosdokians" below, courtesy of Jarvis!

(Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.)    
1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you ...but it's still on my list.   
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.   
4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.   
5. We never really grow up -- we only learn how to act in public.   
6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.   
7. Knowledge, is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.   
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.   
9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.   
10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of an emergency, notify..." I answered "a doctor."   
11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.   
12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.   
13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.   
14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.   
15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.   
16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.   
17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find someone older than me.  

Sadly this is true!!! Spread the Laughter, Share the Cheer, Let's be Happy, while we're here!
 

    

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Middle OLD age is just walking around

all day muttering things like………….

“What was I going to say?”

“What did I come in here for?”

“Did I already take my pill?”

How did I get this bruise?”

Why am I sore?”

“Where did I leave my phone?”

“Who moved my water wine glass?”

“Did the dryer shrink these pants?”

“That’s it.  Diet starts tomorrow.”

“$2.99 a pound for apples?  The nerve!”

I could’ve sworn that was my password.”

“Who in the world is calling me at 9:00 p.m.?”

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is

such a nice change from being young.

"Rekindled friendships often burn more brightly"

 
 

 

Other Stephen F. Austin Websites

Class of 1959
stephenfaustin-59.com


Class of 1960
sfa60.myevent.com

 

Class of 1961
www.sfa1961bryantx.com

 

If you know of others please contact me

 

    

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